Gingrich : The Democrats Made Me Cheat On My Wife

Newt Gingrich accuses Liberals of causing the Virginia Tech massacre.

I'm assuming that Democrats also forced Newt to marry his geometry teacher. And then the Democrats forced him to have oral sex with another woman. And then the Democrats forced him to divorce his geometry teacher and marry another woman that he was having an affair with.

Those liberals are insanely powerful, right? And the liberals totally suck for creating gun laws in Virginia that allowed Cho to buy two handguns. And hollow-tip bullets from Ebay. Because you know how much liberals love hollow-tip bullets.

Hey, Newt... Have you had sex with any other Congress aides lately? Err... I meant to say: Have the liberal Democrats forced you to cheat on your wife recently?

Asshole.