The Naked GOP 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear

It sounds like the Red side of the Blogosphere is outraged again. This time they are pissy that the GOP is not running a political ad created by David Zucker. Drudge posted it to his page with the money quote:

One GOP strategist said "jaws dropped" when the ad was first viewed. "Nobody could believe Zucker thought any political organization could use this ad. It makes a point, but it's way over the top."

View the ad for yourself...

OK. Now are you done? Great. Because let's look at that quote again because it holds a major revelation.

The GOP actually made the right decision.

Yes, their collective synapses fired correctly. Yes, they realized that this was 'over the top'. Kudos to them. However, let's also focus on the point of this ad.

Basically, Clinton and Albright gave Lil' Kim a basketball which led to the Albright painting Osama's cave which led to the North Korean nuclear bomb which I assume is detonated by Lil' Kim slam-dunking the basketball.

Got it? Good. Because of the above 'facts', you should not vote for the Clinton/Albright party. Even though they actually haven't served office in half a decade. Even though the Republican party has had complete control for half a decade. It's all Clinton's fault because he came endorsed this crazy plan that replaced North Korea's Soviet Union nuclear reactors (capable of producing weapons-grade material) with safer nuclear reactors (not easily capable of producing weapons-grade material).

Meanwhile, this commercial seems to endorse the Republican party. You know. The people who are relying on CHINA to negotiate with North Korea for us. You know. The people who are allowing the Taliban to regain control of Afghanistan without confrontation. You know. The people who refuse to secure our ports. You know. The people who are allowing Iraq to slide into a very, very dangerous situation.

That's basically the Republican argument for this election cycle. "Never, Never forget that fateful day when the twin towers fell... on their knees and gave Clinton a blow job! Vote Republican or the terrorists will kill you and your family! Go Jesus!"

I honestly wish the GOP would have used this ad, because Independents and undecided Women see right through this bullshit. If this is the best the GOP can come up with this year, then they are FUCKED.

And you know what? I haven't even mentioned the 'comic' elements of this ad. I thought his movie BASEketball was bad, but it's a work of genius compared to this ad. This is actually worse than an SNL parody of a GOP ad. I bet Zucker could scrape up something funnier on a piece of toilet paper using a sideways wiping technique. This is just sad...