POLITICS - Haiti
URGENT
To: Haiti
From: George W. Bush
: Karl Rove has been perfectly clear on this issue. We will not get involved until Aristide "finds" a memo tying Guy Philippe to Al Qaeda. We have supplied the memo, and Fox News is waiting with a camera crew to film. If you will not be our partner in the war on terror, then we will not defend democracy in Haiti.
: Don't even think about evacuating to Florida. My brother runs that place, and I've given him permission to defend our homeland against foreign insurgents. So don't even try it.
To: Haiti
From: George W. Bush
: Karl Rove has been perfectly clear on this issue. We will not get involved until Aristide "finds" a memo tying Guy Philippe to Al Qaeda. We have supplied the memo, and Fox News is waiting with a camera crew to film. If you will not be our partner in the war on terror, then we will not defend democracy in Haiti.
: Don't even think about evacuating to Florida. My brother runs that place, and I've given him permission to defend our homeland against foreign insurgents. So don't even try it.
posted by Hot_Tuna at 11:48:00 AM
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