2.19.2004

POLITICS - Haiti

URGENT

To: Haiti

From: George W. Bush


: Karl Rove has been perfectly clear on this issue. We will not get involved until Aristide "finds" a memo tying Guy Philippe to Al Qaeda. We have supplied the memo, and Fox News is waiting with a camera crew to film. If you will not be our partner in the war on terror, then we will not defend democracy in Haiti.

: Don't even think about evacuating to Florida. My brother runs that place, and I've given him permission to defend our homeland against foreign insurgents. So don't even try it.

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