New Verbs and Haiku

From Atrios Comments:


First, a haiku about Rick Santorum:

Man on dog
Hold the dead fetus
Santorum

And Ahmad Chalabi becomes a verb!

To chalabi: transitive verb:
To take violent action with grave consequences after getting poor advice, then pretending that whatever outcome arises was the desired one.

Eg.: The gullible bully was chalabied by the little boy when he kicked the rock after the little boy told him it was made of rubber. Hopping on one foot with tears in his eyes the bully claimed that he needed to break his toes so he could get out of gym that afternoon.