Memo To Poor People


Memo:  To Poor People That Voted For Bush


From:  GOP


Subject:  Thanks


Thanks for doing your duty and electing Bush in November 2004.  We’ve been trying to think of a way to say thanks, and we think we know how.  We’ll cut your domestic programs and reduce the possibility of housing assistance.  Oh yeah, and there will be no cost-of-living increases for Social Security, Civil Service retirement and disability, Veteran’s Disability Compensation, and Health Benefits for retired fed employees.  


But remember…  If you elect the Democrats, they will ban the Bible.  And we know that you would much rather wallow in poverty than have the Dems come into your house and steal your Bibles.  And your crucifixes.  In fact, the Dems will imprison you if you are Christian.  Yeah, that’s the ticket.  


Again, thanks to all of you poor teachers, WWII Vets, civil servants, and anybody who has paid into Social Security.  


-The GOP




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